Sumlina

I grew up in the outskirts of the Screaming Goat's capital city. For the most part, life was pretty normal. I decided to go to college instead of the army. Soon, however, the war began to tense up.

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One day, the Neon Cows threatened to use a nuclear bomb on the capital city. The Capitol Police did a good job defending their sides until Sheepis Khan came from behind and wiped out the city with their army of shaved sheep. My home was destroyed and I developed a hatred for both of these enemies.

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That's when I signed up to be a computer hacker and web developer for the Screaming Goats. My job was to create top-secret and unbreakable program systems and hack into our enemies' systems (It was pretty easy. I mean who uses HTML for military databases?).

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Anyways, I fostered a strong sense of patriotism for the Screaming Goats and I hope our fellow goats can feel that as well. Together, when we stand united, nothing can defeat us ever.